** NOT SEELING HAIR CARE ANYMORE. EVEYONE SAYS IM IN A WIG. BLOODY HELL **

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MY NANE IS TONY BELL. EGG LOVER AN 65 YEAR OLD SURVIVOR OF A GHOSTING.  

45 YEARS OFF MRRAIGE DOWN THE PAN COZ IWASTED MINE AN TH E  EXMISSUS PENSION POT ON FINDING GAZZA 'PAUL'' GASCOIGNE IN ALTERNATE TINELINES. WHO KNEW NEAR OBOLETE 80S/90S WOULD END UP BEIN SO EXPENSIVE? 

ANY WAY. 

IM LIVING IN MY ORANGE VW CAMPER NOW ((ASLO BOUT WITH THOSE SAVINGS) STILL TRYIN FIND A TIMELINE WERE GAZZA MADE A RIGHT PROPER SUCCESS OF HIS LIFE WHILE SPRENNING POSITIVELY AN #GOODVIBES. 

PART OF THE TREASON WHY I SET UP THIS ONLINE CARBOOT SALE. GET YOU ALL THRU THE MOST MISERABLE TIME OF THE YEAR WITH THE MEANS AT MY IMPOSAL.

AN BEFORE YOU ASK. YES. I DO SUFFRER FRON FAT FINGER SUNDROME. THANKS FOR ASKING. ONE DAY WILL FIND THE CURE. ILL FIND IT MYSELF IF I HAVE TO. 

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.

PS CAPS LOCK TILL I DIE.